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WORDS

Some words sound nice while others taste nice. Yeaah, they taste nice. Imaginery taste, of course! I can imagine the taste. Some are salty, some bland. No, none that are spicy have I really come across. Some have a solid taste, while others may have a little transparent taste and still some others may be translucent. Some are watery, some are more viscous. These tastes can be imagined while creating a mental cross-section of the object. The taste is nothing but a filling in the object. Something like a cherry or strawberry or caramel filled chocolates. I know, it sounds vague, unimaginable. But it is concrete in my imaginery world! (some oxymoron this was!) For instance : Pearl : It is a bland, viscous, white liquid. Little salty perhaps. Crayon : It is a viscous, colourful liquid. Comparatively more salty. Rubber ball (something like a Crazy ball ) : It is a jelly, colourful filling. Sweet, slightly. Fat Cheek : It is a solid, sweet and pulpy lichi like taste. Everyone should try it ...

SMART ASS LANGUAGE ON FACEBOOK!

A member of the Ass family - which comprises of Dumb Ass,Wise Ass,Smart Ass, Lazy Ass - is the Smart Ass. I, for one, do notice the usage of Smart Ass language on these social networking sites, for instance - Facebook. Anyone can recognize this member of the Ass family. All it requires is some pointers. All those who comment on EACH and EVERY photo of someone in their friends' network, just to show to the world that, "OMG,WE are such great friends!", irrespective of the fact that the person whose photos are commented upon, NEVER EVER bothers to reply to those comments.SO MUCH SO for their friendship! THESE people are permanent members of the SMART ASS CLUB.Welcome. Next category is of those who may be termed as temporary members. THEY generally use their PATENTED club language religiously, though somewhat sparingly. In course of their usual parlance, they use the following forms of the English Language : "I Like" - Common comment on some photo appreciated by suc...

PHOBIA

A phobia is defined as an intense, unrealistic fear. Intense, yes. Unrealistic-not completely. Sometimes you may be afraid of something because of some past, unpleasant event which happened with you. But sometimes, you may be afraid of something for no apparent reason at all, at least none that is apparent to you. I am scared of animals. All animals. Be it a dog, cat, mouse, frog or anything else. But, I don't know why? And I wonder why? Despite not knowing the cause behind this phobia, I DO NOT appreciate people's insensitivity towards the same. I don't expect them to empathize, because they can't; all I expect is a certain respect. People who rejoice at other's plight disgust me. Sadists is what they are. So all those animal lovers, We ( it includes people who are scared of your oh-so-droolworthy-cuddly-furry-friends) DO NOT care if they won't bite us. So stop this, " arreyy yeh kuch nahi karta...kaatega nahi" et al. If only, you would keep them a...

MY RANDOM BRAIN

As soon as I titled the name of this post as "MY RANDOM BRAIN", a lot of random thoughts started coming into my mind, though that is nothing new! I think that I think in a speed comparable to umm..lot of high speeds! Maybe I think faster than I speak or well maybe not..come to think of it, I do speak way too fast. But i have a reason behind speaking fast or rather i can reason my speaking fast, because the reason came after I actually started speaking fast. The reason is that I intend to fit in more words in lesser time and the result - saves time,energy,money(if I speak on phone)! But the problem is that I have so much to speak, that it ends up wasting time,energy and yes money... I have heard my mom tell me a zillion times," zyaada bolne se dimaag kam hota hai"..and now i have actually come to believe this. I think my brain is reducing, not so much in size but in strength...strength ? Don't think this is the right word and that this is what I intended to say. ...